DC vs Marvel

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This is a DynaMic Network Podcast. Hi, welcome to
the DynaMic Duel Podcast, where we review

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superhero films and debate the superiority
between Marvel and DC by comparing their

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characters in stat-based battle simulations.
I'm Johnny DC. And I'm his twin brother Marvelous

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Joe. And welcome to the episode of all episodes,
the one where we finally determine which universe

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would win against the other. DC vs Marvel. It's our
penultimate episode. That's right, there's only

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one more episode after this one. Jonathan, this is
our last duel. How do you feel about that? It's

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pretty bittersweet. I'm not going to lie, but I'm
also super stoked just for you to find out how bad

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Marvel would actually lose in a battle with DC.
Well, to be fair, this isn't the entire Marvel

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Universe against the entire DC Universe. This is
12 of its top main characters against DC's 12 top

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main characters. Right, we're in 2026 now, and
this is the 30th anniversary of the DC vs Marvel

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four-part comic mini series that came out in 1996.
That was highly influential to us growing up. And

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to honor that, we're kind of taking the same
approach with this final duel. Joseph and I are

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brothers, just like the red and blue brothers from
that mini series. We've picked 12 champions from

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each of our respective worlds, and we're going to
pit them against each other full force. It is going

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to be the team duel to end all team duels. Really
excited to share with you guys who I've picked for

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my 12-person roster. Before we get into the duel,
though, we're going to break down the latest comic

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book movie news to come out over the past few weeks,
including the Avengers Doomsday teasers, at

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least the first three. And the news that Sebastian
Stan and Scarlett Johansson have joined the cast

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of the Batman part two. As always, we list our
segment times in our episode description, so feel

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free to check out the show notes if you want to skip
ahead to a particular topic. Our artificially

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intelligent duel simulator, AJ9K, has a quick
message for our listeners, so listen up. Hello,

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these are the final episodes of Dynamic duels
Weekly podcast, leading up to our grand finale on

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January 20th. We hope you've enjoyed the past 10
years of Marvel and DC duels and reviews, and we'd

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love for you to stick with us as we count down these
last episodes. We're inviting you, the listener,

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to help us close out the show by visiting
dynamicduel.com over the next few weeks and

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clicking the red microphone button in the bottom
right corner to leave us a voicemail that we'll

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play during the final episode. Tell us what first
got you into DC or Marvel, how long you've been

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listening, a favorite episode or moment, or
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podcast has meant to you. Your messages will be
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Again, head to dynamicduel.com and leave your
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pip cheerio. Thanks AJ9K and thanks to everyone
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Guys, this is your last chance to leave a voicemail
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that. Thank you so much to those who do. Yeah, you
guys have until tomorrow, January 14th, the day

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after this episode drops to call in, you know, let
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favorite episode or moment, anything else that
you want to share about what the podcast has meant

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to you over the past 10 years. Be sure to tune into
the other shows on the DynaMic Podcast Network

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this week, guys, including Konsole Kombat, where
they discuss video game battles, max

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destruction, where they discuss movie and TV
character battles, and Senjoh World, where they

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discuss anime character battles. Visit
dynamicpodcasts.com or click the link in our show

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notes to listen to all the shows in the DynaMic
Podcast Network. But with that out of the way for

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the final time, on to the news. Right over the past
few weeks, we've gotten teaser trailers for the

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upcoming Avengers Doomsday movie that's going to
be coming out in December of 2026. Now, allegedly,

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the short little teasers, which are only like 30
seconds long, will be leading up to a more official

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teaser, but I'm not sure when that's going to
happen. I was actually kind of hoping that Marvel

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would drop that before the show ended, because I
would love to talk about it. Looks like that's not

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going to happen. They might be saving the longer
teaser for maybe the Super Bowl or something. But

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there have been three of these trailers released
so far, officially a fourth one was leaked, but I

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don't necessarily want to discuss that one in case
anybody hasn't seen it. But the first 30 second

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teaser was with Steve Rogers. The big huge reveal
there was that Chris Evans is returning as Steve

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Rogers in Avengers Doomsday. That was pretty huge
news because he wasn't revealed on that chair

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promo where they revealed all the cast member
names that were going to be within the movie. So

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that was pretty cool. Turns out he has a kid with
Peggy. I don't know if that's going to be James

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Rogers, who was the character that was in that
Marvel Next animated movie. I think that's the

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most likely candidate for who that baby is going to
be. Yeah, you figure he would have to have been born

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around the middle of the 20th century, right?
That's true, actually. I didn't even think about

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that. He likely would have been born around the
1950s, 1960s at the latest. So yeah, he's going to

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be substantially older by the time the events of
Avengers Doomsday takes place. If they even show

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him in the current timeline, right? Like Steve
Rogers might be plucked out of the timeline where

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his kid was born and he doesn't get to see him
anymore or something like that. Who knows? The

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second 30 second teaser that we got involved Thor,
who prays to his father Odin for the strengths to

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fight for his daughter, Love. As much as I don't
love the character of Love because the movie Love

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and Thunder sucked, it is really, really nice to
get a more serious Thor back on the screen. A mature

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Thor, which is wild because the Thor movies have
gotten pretty wacky and almost crude with the

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humor. So it's definitely a different take that
the Russo's have on the character from what we've

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seen in his solo films recently. For sure. Yeah.
Big breath of fresh air right there. The third

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teaser is probably the one that actually got me
excited because it showcased the return of the

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X-Men. We see an elderly Magneto and Professor X
playing chess in the dilapidated X mansion. At the

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end, though, we see James Marsden as Cyclops going
full on 90s Cyclops X-Men. It's glorious. He's

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shooting an optic blast to the sky. Everything's
red. I'm pumped that they're finally doing

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Cyclops justice on the big screen. And to add to
that, it's James Marsden in the role who was really

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given the short end of the stick in the previous
X-Men franchise. Good for him. The character is

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getting his due and the actor is. Totally shows how
awesome it is to have Marvel properties with

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Marvel Studios and that having some other studios
try and figure out the characters. Exactly.

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Exactly. In addition to the next leaked teaser
that's come out, I think we're going to get one

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other teaser allegedly with Doctor Doom. But who
knows, you know, the Internet has tons of rumors

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these days. AI doesn't help because I've seen like
four different AI teasers of the leaked one that we

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don't want to spoil. Just trying to find the actual
footage. It's bullshit. I'm getting major legacy

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vibes from all of these teasers that we've seen
with Captain America's son, with Thor's

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daughter. Yeah, for as final as Avengers Endgame
felt, this Avengers Doomsday movie seems even

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more like the lid on an era after Secret War. Which
thank goodness, because everything pretty much

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after Endgame feels like it hasn't really been
connected in a satisfying way. So if they can sort

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of officially pass on the baton in a way that they
weren't able to earlier, I think that'll go a long

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way in mending relationships with a lot of fans.
For sure. Yeah, just tie everything back together

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again. Can't wait for the movie to come out this
December. We will be reviewing it. In DC News, we

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learned that Sebastian Stan and Scarlett
Johansson have been cast in the Batman Part Two

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directed by Matt Reeves and starring Robert
Pattinson. Now, it's been confirmed that

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Sebastian Stan is playing Harvey Dent, a.k .a.
potentially Two Face, though we are not yet sure

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who Scarlett Johansson is playing. The current
rumors are that she will be playing Gilda Dent, who

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played a major role in the long Halloween comic
book series by Jeff Lowe and Tim Sayle, which I did

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not see coming. We've seen Harvey Dent a lot in a lot
of media. So I didn't think they were going to go

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that route. But the fact that they cast Sebastian
Stan opposite Robert Pattinson, I think is a

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really solid choice. So when you say that we've
seen Two Face and a lot of media, are you referring

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to like Joker, Folie a Deux? I'm talking about
basically every single Batman onscreen

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franchise from the Tim Burton films to the
Schumacher films to the Nolan films. He's pretty

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much been everywhere. So I'm not sure how they
would do him in a new kind of way. But again, if

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you're going to do it, yeah, cast Sebastian Stan.
No, I'm sorry. I don't accept this because

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Sebastian Stan is the winter soldier and he always
will be. And Scarlett Johansson will always be

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Black Widow. So keep your hands off shit that you
can't have DC. Now, Scarlett Johansson is

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definitely not a Black Widow anymore. But
Sebastian Stan just freaking played Bucky in the

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Thunderbolts film. He's still the winter
soldier. So the fact that he's playing double duty

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might be a little confusing. But the fact that the
Batman Matt Reeves universe does not take place in

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the DCU helps a little bit. Maybe maybe Bucky dies
in Avengers Doomsday. Good. What? Yeah, I hope he

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does. Oh, you're such a piece of shit. Now, rumors
are, like you said, that Scarlett Johansson is

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playing Harvey Dent's wife, but she only had
relevance within the Long Halloween storyline in

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the comic books. But the first The Batman Movie was
already heavily influenced by the Long

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Halloween. The Long Halloween is one of the best
Batman comics. I'm not surprised that it

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continues to be a wellspring from which movie
creatives continue to draw from. I'm wondering if

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this will be the story of Harvey Dent becoming two
face or they're just including him here as a way to

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build up something that could be paid off, maybe in
a third film. The rumors are that part two will

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focus heavily on Arkham Asylum. So my suspicion is
that Gilda will play into that somehow, which is

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probably why insiders are saying her role is a
major one within the film. And here I was hoping for

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Mr. Freeze. What was I thinking? Hey, I'm eager to
see anything from the Matt Reeves Batman

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universe. Sign me up. Yeah, if the Penguin showed
us anything, it's that there's a lot to explore

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here and it's all really fucking good. Now, it'll
be a while before we actually see the film. It's not

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scheduled to come out until October 2027. So we
have over a year and a half to go. I'm sure it's going

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to feel really long until then, but I'm sure it'll
be worth the wait more than Avengers Doomsday for

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sure. People have been waiting way longer for this
Avengers sequel than they have for the Batman

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sequel. So sorry, but you're done. I said what I
said. But now let's get to the Duel matchup 10 years

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on the making and find out who is going to win in a 12
versus 12 matchup of DC versus Marvel. OK, guys, DC

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versus Marvel. It was a four part mini series that
both comic publishers released in 1996. Joseph

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and I collected it. We had the poster for it. We were
all about it. For the longest time, it was like the

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de facto DC versus Marvel event in comics up until
J. L. A. Avengers. And really, those are the big

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two. Yeah, at least when it comes to like universe
wide events, not just individual character

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crossovers. Now, we loved that story because it
was so ambitious in the world building created

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with the two brothers and the Amalgam universe,
where DC and Marvel characters were merged and

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everything that came from that. We even named our
awards show that we do at the end of every year after

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the brothers that represent the DC and Marvel
universes from this mini series in which each

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brother chose champions, essentially the most
popular characters at the time to pay against each

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other to decide which universe lived and which
universe died. And those matches were Superman

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versus Hulk, Batman versus Captain America,
Wonder Woman versus Storm, Green Lantern versus

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Silver Surfer, Flash versus Quicksilver,
Aquaman versus Namor the Submariner, Shazam

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versus Thor, Catwoman versus Electra, Superboy
versus Spider-Man, Lobo versus Wolverine and

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Robin versus Jubilee. Yes, some questionable
matchups there. Also some questionable results

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due to the fact that about half of those matchups
were voted on by readers. So it was kind of a

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popularity contest, which is not how things are
supposed to be done. As you know, on our podcast, we

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use character stats to run simulations to find out
who would actually win. And today we are going to

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set the record straight 30 years after the comic
debuted as to who would have actually won in those

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matches. Yeah, we're going to reveal some of the
results now because the other ones still pertain

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to our current matchup and we'll keep those a
surprise for the end of the show. First to explain

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the methodology behind our duels, let's go to our
sentient Duel simulator, Alfred Jarvis 9000.

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AJ9K tell our listeners how you go about
determining a winner in our Duel matchups. Yes, of

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course, sir. The way I determine a winner between
the two teams is by running 1000 Monte Carlo

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simulations between every character on each team
using their statistics. A Monte Carlo simulation

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is a probabilistic model used to determine
outcomes through random sampling. In this case, I

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randomize the statistics along a normal
distribution as a way to simulate the many

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variables that can occur during battle. The stat
parameters are based on the official Marvel power

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grid from which the DC characters statistics are
extrapolated. Additional stat categories are

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included such as range, damage potential,
versatility and perception in order to create a

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more detailed and accurate simulation. The
results of the 49000 simulations provide a

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percentage of wins for each character on both
teams. The team with the higher average win rate is

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declared the victor as they have a higher
probability to win any given battle. In an

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equitable pairing, neither team should win 100%
of the matches. The comic book stories have shown

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that there's even a way for Batman to defeat
Superman. So the confidence rate of my method

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falls in line with the precedents that have been
established in the source material. My

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mathematical simulations are without
subjectivity or bias. Feats are not the sole

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consideration, nor are fan votes tabulated for
determination of the winner. Thanks, AJ9K. Yeah,

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let's kick things off with probably the most
confusing matchup to me from the 90s miniseries,

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Spider-Man vs. Superboy. Now, I understand that
at the time, Spider-Man's clone saga was going on,

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so they wanted to pit a clone against a clone. But of
all the clones you could have chosen, Superboy was

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by far the weirdest. Now, in the comic, Spider-Man
beat Superboy. But according to our results,

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Superboy would actually beat Spider-Man. 59.5%
of the time compared to Spider-Man's win rate of

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40.5%. Yeah, no surprise there. That's a weird
matchup. In the Aquaman vs. Namor the Submariner

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matchup, they actually got that result right.
Aquaman would defeat Namor as we actually have

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previously confirmed in an earlier episode of
Dynamic Duel Aquaman vs. the Submariner. Aquaman

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wins 60.7% of the time. We also confirmed that
Flash would defeat Quicksilver 76.9% of the time.

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But in a matchup we haven't done, Lobo vs.
Wolverine, it looks like they got it wrong. Lobo

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would actually stomp Wolverine 82.1% of the time
compared to Wolverine's win rate of 17.9%. How

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does that feel, Joseph? Unsurprising. It was a bad
matchup. Also a bad matchup, Wonder Woman vs.

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Storm. Wonder Woman actually beat Storm not the
other way around as it happened in the comic.

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Wonder Woman has a win rate of 63.9% compared to
Storm with the win rate of 36.1%. In the matchup

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between Silver Surfer and Green Lantern, Silver
Surfer won in the comic and that's accurate. He's a

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stat powerhouse who wins 67.8% of the time
compared to Green Lantern's 32.2% win rate. In the

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comic, Electra defeated Catwoman, which we
determined would actually be the case with a win

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rate of 67.7% compared to Catwoman's 32.3%. And
for the final result that we'll give from the

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miniseries, Robin vs. Jubilee, they had that one
correct as well. Robin wins 75.2% of the time

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compared to Jubilee's win rate of 24.8%. In the
comic, Marvel actually won a majority of the

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matches, but it looks like statistically that
would not have been the case. Yeah, DC would have

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won a majority of those matches. They just didn't
have a good pairings at the time for those

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characters. I think we chose better pairings for
this particular Duel matchup. So forget that 30

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year old miniseries. Let's talk about who the
brothers should have actually chose. Superman

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and the Hulk, Batman and Captain America, Wonder
Woman and Captain Marvel, Green Lantern and

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Scarlet Witch, the Flash and Spider-Man, Aquaman
and Black Panther, Blue Beetle and Iron Man,

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Shazam and Thor, Hawkgirl and Wolverine, John
Constantine and Doctor Strange, Green Arrow and

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Daredevil, and finally Harley Quinn and
Deadpool. That is how you do a versus roster for

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both sides. Now, these are all matches that we have
not done in prior episodes. So we have no idea who is

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going to win yet. The rosters we chose were decided
upon with help from our executive producers. From

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a long list of characters on potential matches, we
thought these ones were the most interesting with

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the best respect of rosters from each universe.
Now let's speculate on how one of the thousands of

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simulated matches will go. Again, the winners
determined by simulations, not our speculation,

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but it's fun to imagine how the fight could play
out. AJ and IK, what are the rules of our

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speculation? Well, I should say there are no rules
other than the teams have no prior knowledge of the

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other going into the fight. All they are aware of
starting out is that the other side is a threat that

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needs to be eliminated. For the speculation, the
groups will begin approximately 50 meters apart

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in a nondescript environment that will have no
bearing on the match itself, as no environmental

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statistics are considered in my simulations. The
teams must earn victory on their own merit. All

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right, then let's get into it. For the final
matchup ever, Team DC and Team Marvel meet on the

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battlefield. Who goes first? Is it even a
question? I mean, the Flash. the Flash goes first.

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Always. Always he goes first. And he's going to
start things off by speeding around the planet

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like five times in less than a second, just
gathering mass and momentum to the level of nearly

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a black hole before slamming his fist hard right
into the face of your side's biggest guy, the Hulk,

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which is going to send him Korean backward all
before your team can even blink. You think if he hit

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him with near the mass of a black hole, he would do
more than just cream backward. I think the

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infinite mass punch is kind of bullshit, right?
Because the speed force negates the laws of

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physics. I'll grant you that it was a really,
really powerful punch, but all that's going to do

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is piss the Hulk off. As the Hulk flies backward,
Dr. Strange recognizes through the Eye of

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Agamotto that it was a speedster that hit the Hulk.
And so he's going to generate a magic spell called

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the following flames of the Faltine, which is this
blue fireball that's just going to endlessly

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chase the Flash until it eventually catches up
with him and engulfs him and burns him alive. So the

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flash is going to have to be constantly running to
avoid the flame. And while that's happening, Thor

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spins his hammer and hurls a whirlwind over toward
the DC guys that immediately grows into this

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powerful tornado that picks them all up and
scatters them across the battlefield. Oh, it

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doesn't hurt them. It just scatters them. Yeah. I
mean, like he keeps them from strategizing,

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though, because they're not near each other
anymore. OK, that's fine. Harley Quinn, she's

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probably like, wee. And we'll say she gets flung
toward Deadpool, who doesn't have time to react

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before she just wallops him across the face with
her giant mallet. Her giant mallet. Deadpool is

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like, what in the penis envy is this? And he's just
going to slice Harley Quinn's hammer in half with

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one of his katanas. And then he's going to slash at
her again. Like, let's do this hot topic. My safe

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word is chimichanga. All right. Harley, she's
going to dodge the swords and she'll drop like a

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cupcake grenade that blows off one of Deadpool's
legs as she skates away, laughing. Meanwhile,

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Green Lantern is going to trap Captain America in a
green rocket ship construct that's going to

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launch him into space just right away, taking him
out of the match. What? And at the same time,

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Aquaman is going to hurl his Trident at Scarlet
Witch impaling her. No, no, no. Scarlet Witch is

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going to throw up a hex shield that's going to cause
the Trident to reflect off of her shield and fly

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right into one of Hawkgirls' wings, which is
going to impale it and ground Hawkgirls so she

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can't fly anymore. And then Scarlet Witch is going
to teleport up to Captain America's rocket ship

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and bring him back down to the battlefield, saving
him. You do realize that Hawkgirls' wings are not

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organic, right? Like they're made of anthmedal.
Actually, that's the same material that

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Aquaman's Trident is. So it doesn't pierce her
wings. Actually, the Trident is just going to

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ricochet off her wings and get lodged into the
ground beside her. So she'll pick that up and now

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she's Duel-wielding two-anthmedal weapons with
Aquaman's Trident and her own mace. And she's just

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going to combo strike Spider-Man like a stab,
bash, spin, slash stab, combo. No, but Spider-Man

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has Spidey Sense, and that'll allow him to dodge
and flip and spin and avoid getting hit by Hawke

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Girls' weapons. And while he's dodging, he's
going to shoot a couple of web strands at Aquaman

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and use them to slingshot Aquaman right into Hawke
Girls. So they collide and get knocked down. And

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while that's happening, Captain Marvel flies
over to Green Arrow and shoots an energy blast that

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turns him into a smear on the ground. Except that
the blast is blocked by Wonder Woman, who, you

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know, leaps in to protect Green Arrow with her
silver bracelets. And Green Arrow from behind

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Wonder Woman is going to hit Captain Marvel with an
explosive arrow that's going to knock her out of

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the air. OK. Meanwhile, Wolverine straight up
lunges and pounces on Constantine, pinning him to

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the ground and stabbing him right through the gut
with his claws. OK, that'll hurt Constantine. But

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as he curses at Wolverine from the floor, he's
going to take the cigarette that he was smoking

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from his mouth and put it out right in Wolverine's
eye and then snap his finger. And Wolverine's

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going to get engulfed in flames. So he's going to
leap off of Constantine just freaking out. And

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Constantine is going to perform a quick healing
spell on his stab wounds so that he doesn't bleed

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out. OK, so Wolverine's on fire, but Iron Man is
going to fly over to him and use extinguishers in

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his suit to douse Wolverine. So Wolverine's
charred, but, you know, his healing factor will

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kick in. Simultaneously, Iron Man is going to
shoot out a homing missile that locks onto Batman

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and flies over to him and explodes him. There
Batman, he'll dive out of the way of the missile.

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And, you know, as it like circles back toward him,
he's going to shoot out a bat flare as a decoy that

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the missile will lock onto instead. And actually,
you know, he shoots that flare at Captain America

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across the battlefield so the missile blows him
up. Captain America is like, oh, shit. And he holds

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up his shields just in time to protect him from the
flare and the missile explosion. So he's on phase

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and he's going to hurl his shield at Blue Beetle,
which is going to hit Blue Beetle like a

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sledgehammer right into his back where the alien
scarab is fused to a spine. And that's going to

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cause the scarab to short circuit. Yeah, Blue
Beetle, his scarab will probably sense the

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approaching shield. So it's just going to snatch
you out of the air with his mechanical insect arms

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that, you know, protrude from his back. So now you
just gave him a back shield. And while that

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happened reflexively, he was actually shooting a
grapple line that is going to connect to Black

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Panther. And it's a Taser grapple. So it just fries
the vibranium suit and stuns him. OK, Black

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Panther would be stunned because vibranium
wouldn't protect him from an electrical attack.

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But through being shocked, he musters the
strength and will power to sever the grapple line

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with his claws. So that's just going to cut off the
flow of energy from Blue Beetle's suit. At that

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point, Black Panther is going to hurl a volley of
energy daggers at Shazam that are going to stick in

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his cape and then explode with kinetic energy,
knocking Shazam to the ground. That would barely

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faze Shazam. Meanwhile, Superman, he's going to
fly over to Daredevil and freeze him into an ice

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block with his freeze breath. What? What? OK,
Daredevil's frozen. But Hulk is going to break

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Daredevil out of the ice block before Daredevil
freezes through. And then Hulk is going to leap

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like 20 stories into the air and then come down like
a meteor crashing into Wonder Woman, just

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slamming her into this like Wonder Woman shaped
crater on the ground, shaking the entire

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battlefield with his landing. OK, but Shazam sees
this and he's going to knock the Hulk away from

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Wonder Woman with a lightning bolt so large and
powerful that it's going to fry the Hulk's skin to a

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crisp. Big deal. He can heal from that. It'll just
take a few seconds. While that's happening,

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Daredevil, fresh from being freed from the ice
block that he was in, you know, this whole time he's

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been tracking the Flash with his radar sense.
What? And he knows that the Flash is trying to

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outrun the fireball that Dr. Strange created and
with perfect timing, Daredevil fires his billy

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club out and trips the Flash up, who then falls,
gets caught by the fireball and burns alive. OK,

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except that the Flash trips and falls into Iron
Man, or through him because he phases through him

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and that's going to cause the fireball to collide
with Iron Man and just melt his armor. No, no, no,

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no, that would happen. The following flames of the
Faltine are magic. They're homing. They would

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actually go around Iron Man and still burn the
flash up while he was on the ground. That shit. Or

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well, Constantine, he could use his trench coat,
which is fireproof, to smother the magic flames,

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which he does before flinging that coat at
Daredevil and causing it to wrap around his face.

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And since that coat is demonically possessed,
Daredevil becomes trapped in this illusion that

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he's in hell. Meanwhile, as flash rapidly heals
from his burn wounds, Green Arrow is going to

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straight up turn Wolverine into a pincushion full
of arrows. Yeah, that's not even going to slow

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Wolverine down. It's just going to send him into a
berserker rage where he straight up eviscerates

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Green Arrow, legit turning him into deli slices,
except that those arrows that Green Arrow shot

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into him were taser arrows. And Green Arrow is
going to trigger them as Wolverine charges right

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for him. So Wolverine gets electrocuted and now
he's down for the count. No, because Dr. Strange is

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going to magically extract the electricity
flowing through Wolverine's skeleton and form it

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into like a sort of Zeus's thunderbolt. And then
he's going to hurl it at Hock Girl with her metal

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wings. And she's going to get zapped. Meanwhile,
Deadpool, his leg is now healed from being blown

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off, he's gonna teleport behind Green Lantern and
straight up shoot him in the back of the head. He's

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gonna be like, your movie sucked. Okay, but Batman
sees Green Lantern about to get shot and so he rolls

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this sharp ass battering that lodges right into
Deadpool's wrist before he pulls the trigger. And

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that's gonna sever all of the nerves to his hand.
Isn't he like, oh no my girlfriend! And with Green

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Lantern now aware that Deadpool is behind him,
he's going to generate a giant green wrench and

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just whack Deadpool. That's gonna send him
tumbling across the battlefield. Okay, well,

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Spider-Man is gonna web up Harley Quinn, web up her
skates. We're just gonna make her a trip and eat

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shit. She tries to curse him out like, fuck you,
pajama man, but he's gonna web her mouth shut and

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she's actually gonna put her in like this web
cocoon, just web her all up. Meanwhile, Iron Man

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fires a repulsor blast at Blue Beetle that knocks
Blue Beetle to the floor and knocks Captain

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America's shield off of his back. Okay, Blue
Beetle would probably get hit, but you know, he

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would set up a giant shield in front of him to block
any additional beams from Iron Man. And then he'll

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transform that shield into like this massive
energy cannon that he'll use to fire a giant laser

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beam like the size of a semi truck right back at Iron
Man. Knocking his ass into outer space. It would

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never even hit him because Captain Marvel flew
into the laser's path and absorbed all of that

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energy from Blue Beetle. So she's like pulsing
with cosmic energy now and she just unloads all of

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that into Superman. So it's Superman's ass that
gets knocked into outer space, not Iron Man. Okay,

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meanwhile Aquaman has his Trident back and he's
locked in with a battle with Thor who we'll say has

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generated this massive storm and has hurling
lightning at Aquaman. But Aquaman, he's gonna

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slam his Trident into the earth to ground the
lightning strikes and then pull it out and use its

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magic to gather all of the rainwater from the storm
into a swirling pillar of water, a whirlpool

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around Thor that's going to drown him. And Aquaman
can control water now? Well, I mean technically

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yes, like he controls water in the comics even
without the Trident now. But I mean he's been able

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to do that more or less with various Tridents for
some time in the comics. I guess I don't understand

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what a whirlpool is gonna do to Thor because he can
simply fly out of the whirlpool because no

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current's gonna be able to hold him. Meanwhile
Hulk is gonna punch the ground hard enough to

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create a fissure in the earth that the Flash falls
into and then dies. Dude, you think Flash can't

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outrun a fissure? Or like run up a fissure wall? You
know, he's gonna do just that and then run literal

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circles around the Hulk, vacuuming the air out of
his lungs and causing him to transform into Bruce

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Banner. And when Flash notices that this happens,
he's gonna pick Banner up and just drop him off on

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the other side of the planet and leave him there
before running back to the battle. Meanwhile

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Shazam and Captain Marvel are gonna be trading
blows mid-air, but the wisdom of Solomon tells

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Shazam that while she may have absorbed Blue
Beetle's energy attack, she probably can't

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absorb magic. So that's when he summons this
massive bolt of living lightning that's gonna

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crash Captain Marvel straight into the ground.
Okay, yeah, she can't absorb magic, that makes

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sense, but Scarlet Witch is gonna fire a hex bolt at
Wonder Woman's lasso that's on her side causing it

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to unravel and wrap around Wonder Woman and just
hog-tie her. And these knots are indestructible,

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so Wonder Woman is powerless to escape her lasso.
Meanwhile, Black Panther leaps onto Hawkgirl's

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back and uses his anti-metal claws to tear her
metal wings right off. She crashes into the ground

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and probably tries to hit Black Panther with her
mace, which she does, but Black Panther absorbs

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the blow of that with his Vibranium suit. So he gets
knocked away, but he's like vibrating with all of

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this kinetic energy now. I don't think anti-metal
would break down like common Earth metals, so

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while Black Panther sure does cause Hawkgirl to
crash to the ground from slashing her back, I'm

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gonna say her wings remain intact, and Black
Panther, yeah, he's still knocked away by her mace

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strike. But while that happened, Superman is
gonna swoop back to the battle from outer space and

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he's just gonna rain down heat vision onto Captain
America who does not have a shield. No, he has a

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shield. He got it back when it was knocked away from
Blue Beetle when Iron Man blasted him. So Captain

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America uses the shield to block Superman's heat
vision and actually it reflects off of Captain

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America's shield, hitting Aquaman, who burns and
gets dehydrated from the heat. Then Captain

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America runs over to Daredevil and yanks
Constantine's coat off of his face, which pulls

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him out of the Hell illusion. And now Free,
Daredevil flips over to Batman, dodging all of

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Batman's strikes, and he wraps his Billy Club
cable around Batman's neck and just garots him.

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Okay, well you know what, Daredevil didn't see
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Exactly. But especially Harley Quinn's chaotic
tendency to show up just out of nowhere. Because

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after getting out of Spider-Man's webbing with an
acid pellet, she's gonna load a stink bomb round

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into her pop gun and fire that at Daredevil. And
that's gonna overload his senses with a smell

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worse than hell. Allowing Batman to get free. And
while Daredevil is distracted, Harley Quinn's

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gonna follow up with another round, this time a 9mm
one, which she's gonna use to send him to heaven. So

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Daredevil's out? Yes, and meanwhile, Wonder
Woman, you know, she's been shimmying back and

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forth while wrapped in her lasso, and that's gonna
give her enough slack to clap her bracelets

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together. And that's gonna emit enough force to
cause a gap in the wrapping that allows Wonder

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Woman to free herself. And now that she's free,
she's gonna lasso Captain Marvel by the neck and

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just yank her toward her, slamming her fist right
into Captain Marvel's face, just to link her out

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cold. Okay, but right before Wonder Woman's fist
makes contact with Captain Marvel, Captain

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Marvel just explodes like an energy bomb, which is
gonna knock Wonder Woman away, and Captain

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Marvel's gonna free herself from the lasso. While
that's happening, Captain America is going toe to

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toe with Harley Quinn, and Harley Quinn just is not
gonna stand a chance in that fight. He's gonna

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disarm all of her attacks and just knock her out
unconscious with his shield before she even has

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anything funny to say. So Harley Quinn is now out of
the match. Okay, all right, well, Green Arrow and

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Deadpool are gonna be battling, and Green Arrow is
gonna manage to fire several cheap shot boxing

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glove arrows right at Deadpool's nut sack like it
was a speed bag. And while Deadpool's lying on the

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ground wincing, that's when Green Arrow's gonna
pin his head to the floor with an adhesive arrow,

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gluing it to the ground permanently so Deadpool's
also out. Okay, gluing his head to the ground with

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an arrow through the brain? Yeah, that's pretty
clever. Okay, well, Doctor Strange uses the

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Ayavaga Moto to find Bruce Banner on the other side
of the world, and he's gonna open a portal to bring

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Hulk back into the battle. Okay, but the portal is
gonna be set up right above Hulk Girl, so Hulk drops

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back into the fight, right onto Hulk Girl's back,
crashing her into the ground and smashing her to a

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paste. Because he's like mega pissed right now, so
Hulk Girl's out of the match. Okay, all right, well

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Flash, he's going to disarm Captain America, just
straight up take a shield from him, which he then

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uses as a battering gram, speed battering him from
like every angle until he's knocked unconscious

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and is out of the match. Okay, well then Flash tries
that battering gram shit on Spider-Man, but

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Spider-Man's Spidey sense warns him to hop out of
the way at the last second, and then he webs Flash's

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feet to the ground as the Flash is speeding by and
that sudden stop and momentum is gonna break the

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Flash's ankle, completely hobbles him like he's
James Caan in misery. Geez. And then Spidey is

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gonna flip drop heel kick Flash right in the head,
which is gonna completely knock the Flash out of

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the match. That's messed up, but meanwhile
Constantine, he's, you know, using sigil shields

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to ward off blasts from Captain Marvel, and he has
his coat back on, by the way, so he's gonna reach

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into one of his coat pockets and pull out a flask,
which he hurls at her. And when Captain Marvel

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blasts it out of the air, the flask actually
latches onto her energy, converting her into pure

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light as it sucks her into the flask like a genie.
And once she's completely absorbed, he grabs it

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out of the air, puts it back in its coat pocket, and
so she's out of the match. Oh, that was

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interesting. Okay. Uh, well, speaking of Captain
Marvel being out, Scarlet Witch is gonna place a

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psychic hex on Shazam, and that's gonna cause
Shazam to transform and de-age back into Billy

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Batson, but the hex is like compounding. So Billy
continues de-aging until he's just a baby, and

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then finally just a pair of microscopic
reproductive cells. So Shazam's out. Oh, look at

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that. Scarlet Witch just got blown to smithereens
by a green tomahawk missile. Looks like Green

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Lantern was sick of her shit. Black Panther is sick
of Green Arrow's shit. Not only does he sever the

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line on Green Arrow's bow with his claws, which is
gonna render Green Arrow completely useless,

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Black Panther is gonna follow up by releasing all
of that stored up kinetic energy he has in his

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vibranium suit with a punch to Green Arrow's chest
that's just gonna shatter all of his ribs into

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gravel. Alright, meanwhile, Aquaman, he's been
summoning a wellspring beneath him to rehydrate

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him. And finally, like Old Faithful, this hot
geyser shoots out from beneath him, launching him

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into the air, where he magically redirects the jet
stream onto Spider-Man, which is gonna pin him to

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the ground before Aquaman lands right on top of him
and impaling him with his Trident. Wow, okay, Iron

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Man didn't appreciate that. He saw that, and he
lets Aquaman know that he didn't appreciate it by

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frying him with a beam of microwave energy that
evaporates all of the moisture in Aquaman's body

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until he's fully cooked and now dead. Alright, you
know what? Superman, he's gonna grab Hulk with his

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super speed, fly him straight into space, and just
hurl him towards the sun, harden fast enough that

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Doctor Strange doesn't have time to magically
teleport him back. Now what? Wolverine is gonna be

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fighting against Batman at that time, and Batman
gets taken out of the match by some claws that go

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right through his skull, because plot armor will
not protect him against Adamantium. Wait, what

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the heck? You're taking out Batman like so
unceremoniously? Yeah, Wolverine doesn't give a

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fuck. Well, okay, guess what? Wolverine, he's
suddenly gonna get yanked to the ground by Blue

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Beetle, who then pins his neck and wrist to the
ground with a few rounds from a giant blue staple

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gun, essentially. And with Wolverine
immobilized, that's when Blue Beetle drops this

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scarab-shaped grenade near him. That's gonna
generate a small nuclear blast that's gonna leave

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only Wolverine's bones as Blue Beetle flies away.
Okay, but Thor is gonna finally settle the end of

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our Justice League Avengers team duel, our first
team duel that we ever did. He's gonna channel his

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supernatural godly energies into his hammer, and
he's gonna fire it from Mjolnir as a god blast that's

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gonna punch a hole right through Superman, who is
vulnerable to magic. What? So, Thor's weakens

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now, yes, but it was worth it because Superman is
out of this match. Okay, I thought he was gonna be my

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last guy, not gonna lie. But when Thor does that,
that's suddenly when Mjolnir is gonna get snatched

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by Wonder Woman's lasso. And so now she's Super
Asgardian Wonder Woman, and she's gonna lift the

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hammer into the air and bring it down right on top of
the weakened Thor, taking him out of the match.

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Come at me, bro. Okay, so Wonder Woman has Thor's
hammer, but Doctor Strange is gonna detach his

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cloak of levitation and is gonna fly at Wonder
Woman, envelop her, and is gonna swallow her up

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basically and teleport her to Asgard. Where Odin
sees this chick who killed his son and is wielding

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Mjolnir now, Odin's gonna remove the hammer's
power and then just imprison Wonder Woman in their

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dungeons. So Wonder Woman's out of the match. What
the hell? Alright, I was not expecting that, I will

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admit. Uh-huh. But meanwhile, back to the battle,
Blue Beetle Scarab has analyzed the vibratory

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nature of Black Panther's suit and produces a
counter-frequency that Blue Beetle fires at him

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from a sonic cannon, shattering the vibranium
suit like it was glass. And with T'Challa exposed,

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that's when he's gonna get impaled by a giant blue
lance from Blue Beetle's arm. So now Black

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Panther's out. Interesting move, but little did
you know Iron Man has slowly been hacking the Blue

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Beetle suit using nanotech drones that are gonna
force the Scarab to destroy its host, basically

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disintegrating Jaime Reyes from within. And then
the Scarab is gonna fly over to Iron Man, now

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programmed to incorporate itself into Iron Man's
armor. So now Iron Man is Iron Beetle. And good luck

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with that. Oh yeah, no problem. The Scarab Kajida
is rich alien technology, but it's been corrupted

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by magic before. So that was actually stupid on
behalf of Iron Man because Constantine knows the

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history of the Scarab, and so he's gonna recite a
self-destruct incantation that Iron Man can't

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decode in time, so kaboom, Iron Man's out. Ah,
okay. Dr. Strange sees this, and he's gonna detect

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the dark occult magic that's in Constantine, and
he's gonna trace that to all the demons that are in

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hell that own a part of Constantine's soul. So Dr.
Strange is gonna use a little bit of dark magic to

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summon these demons to the battlefield, or to each
rip Constantine to pieces and drag him to hell in

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small bits. No, dang. That's like the worst way to
take out Constantine. Good. Well, I guess it's

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down to Green Lantern and Dr. Strange. Here it is.
The last one standing, the duel to end all duels,

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and Green Lantern is gonna be the one to quick draw
first. He's gonna point his ring at Dr. Strange,

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trapping and freezing him in a giant Green
Lantern, like a power battery that's on Oa, which

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has held entities like Parallax, and the Lantern
battery drains Dr. Strange of all of his magic

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power. And Green Lantern is going to use it to power
his own ring with like star-heart magical energy,

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and he's gonna be like, beware my power. Green
Lantern's light! And he's gonna snap his fingers,

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and Dr. Strange just ceases to exist. End of match.
You're right. Yep. Yep. And then Dr. Strange wakes

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up from his trance, recognizing that that was one
of the thousands of simulations where his marble

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team didn't win. So with the compounded knowledge
of everything that his team needs to do to win, he's

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gonna confer with the rest of the Marvel heroes
outside of time, and then he's gonna rewind the

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clock back to the start of the match with everyone
knowing exactly what they need to do to win

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decisively and swiftly. And the DC guys just
fucking get annihilated. They're gonna be

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thinking they suck so hard because they get
defeated so quickly, and even Batman's gonna be

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like, what the hell? Before he dies. And Marvel
wins. Match over. In the ten years of this podcast,

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Let's go ahead and find out which of these
scenarios happens. Either Green Lantern traps

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Dr. Strange in a power battery, drains his magic,
and uses it to power up his ring and snap Dr. Strange

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out of existence. Or Dr. Strange foresees that
happening, rewinds time, and uses the battle

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information to help the Marvel heroes defeat the
DC side. Let's go ahead and input all the character

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stats, run all the simulations, and find out who
wins. Marvel or DC. AJ9K? Hit it! Alright, I think

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that felt sufficiently epic for our final ever
duel and team duel. This was a whole lot of math. It

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took us a couple days to actually run all of these
simulations. There's a whole lot of data here, a

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lot to pour into. To start off, the most powerful
guys from each side were Green Lantern and Dr.

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Strange. My weakest guy on Marvel was a tie between
Daredevil and Captain America, but the weakest

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person overall on both teams was Harley Quinn.
Weakest statistically, I should say. Right.

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Breaking it down by category, the biggest stat
discrepancy between the two teams overall was

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intelligence. Marvel actually came out ahead in
that category because of people like Bruce

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Banner, Spider-Man, T'Challa, Iron Man, and Dr.
Strange. We had a lot of intellectual

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powerhouses, whereas DC mostly had Constantine,
Batman, and that's pretty much it. Yeah, that was

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the biggest discrepancy, but DC also came out
pretty far ahead in terms of speed. Thanks to

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characters like Flash, Shazam, Superman, Wonder
Woman, we were a lot faster than the Marvel guys.

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And the DC team was a lot more versatile,
especially among characters like Green Lantern,

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Blue Beetle, Constantine, Green Arrow, Batman.
They're all really well equipped. Marvel's side,

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though, wasn't a slouch when it came to the
fighting skills stat. Characters like Captain

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America, Wolverine, Daredevil, Deadpool are all
really skilled in fighting. Yeah, compared to my

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side where my best fighters were Batman, Wonder
Woman, and Green Arrow. And Hawkgirl was up there,

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too. Let's break down the pairings individually.
In the matchup between Superman and the Hulk,

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Superman won 75.3% of their matches. I'm not too
surprised by that, just because Superman is

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arguably strong, if not stronger than the Hulk,
and has all the versatility of his other

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Kryptonian powers. In the Batman vs. Captain
America pairing, also no surprise for me, Batman

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won that 72.8% of the time. I guess the result there
isn't surprising for me, but the win rate for

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Batman is surprising. In the end, Captain America
is just as good as a fighter as Batman, but can't

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compete with Batman's versatility or
intelligence. That's what it came down to. In the

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Wonder Woman vs. Captain Marvel fight, DC won
again, with Wonder Woman beating Captain Marvel

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56.2% of the time. This one was a little bit closer.
Captain Marvel just wasn't quite as durable or as

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strong as Wonder Woman. Yeah, honestly, in
regards to this matchup, I was actually

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surprised. I was thinking Captain Marvel was
going to come out ahead, but I was really happy to

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see that Wonder Woman did. In the Green Lantern vs.
Scarlet Witch matchup, DC wins yet again, with

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Green Lantern pulling off a 72.5% win rate over
Scarlet Witch, which I'm calling bullshit. The

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problem is that Green Lanterns are just so
impressive statistically, because they have all

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the powers, and Scarlet Witch, even though she's
almost maxed out in stats like damage level,

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invasiveness and versatility, she was lacking in
other key areas like fighting skill,

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intelligence, and durability. Right, so DC has
won all four matches so far, but that ended when we

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picked Spider-Man against the Flash. I totally
thought the Flash was going to win this, but

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Spider-Man did. 54.3% of their 1000 matches.
Which, what? Yeah, for as fast as the Flash is,

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Spider-Man is arguably a slightly better
fighter. He has a Spider sense which helps him, and

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he's stronger. So that was a close matchup, but
Spider-Man did narrowly get the victory there. In

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the Aquaman vs. Black Panther matchup,
unfortunately Aquaman won that one, winning

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54.1% of the time over Black Panther. Again, that
was a pretty close one as well. It looks like

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Nth Metal does win the war against Vibranium. I
don't know about that, but Aquaman did eke out a win

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due to his strength stat. In the matchup between
Iron Man and Blue Beetle, Earth comes out ahead

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against the aliens because Iron Man won 67.7% of
the matches compared to Blue Beetle's 32.3%. I'm

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not surprised by that one. I will say that Blue
Beetle was a lot more statistically impressive

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than I thought he would be against Iron Man. But
Iron Man still had a pretty damn high win rate, so it

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just goes to show that Iron Man is just way better
than Blue Beetle, largely due to his

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intelligence. Yeah, Iron Man was one of your most
powerful characters, very impressive

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statistically. In the Thor vs. Shazam fight, now
this is one of the fights that took place in the 90s

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crossover, we can definitively say that Thor does
beat Shazam, 59.5% of the time. In the end, Shazam

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was just a little bit too much of a one-trick pony,
with Thor being able to do everything that Shazam

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could do, but even more. In our closest pairing,
Wolverine beat Hawkgirl 50.2% of the time.

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Cointoss. Now this is kind of a throwback to our
Hawk Man vs. Wolverine duel episode. I'm really

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glad we redid that though because if you listened
to that episode, the power set we used for Hawk Man

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was very specific to the new 52 era and completely
outdated. They didn't have identical stats, Hawk

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Girl was more evasive because she could fly and she
was stronger, but Wolverine was a better fighter

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and more durable. They kind of evened each other
out, therefore, a Cointoss. In the matchup

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between Doctor Strange and Constantine, Doctor
Strange won 73.8% of the time due to a variety of

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stats. I think largely it just comes down to the
fact that Doctor Strange is a sorcerer, whereas

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Constantine is an occultist, and therefore
things just come a little bit slower and harder for

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him. But also Doctor Strange is a powerhouse
statistically. He has all the powers, he's super

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smart. Right, again, your most powerful
character. In one of my favorite pairings, Green

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Arrow vs Daredevil, I'm happy to say that Green
Arrow won 54.5% of the time, which I think means

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that Bullseye would totally stop in a real matchup
against Daredevil. Out of all the matches so far,

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this one pisses me off the most because I don't see
how Green Arrow would ever hit Daredevil. I guess

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sometimes Bullseye does hit Daredevil in their
fights, but what really eaked Green Arrow over the

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top was his versatility. Daredevil just has his
Billy Club, and it doesn't have as good of a range as

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Green Arrow's plethora of arrows. Eventually,
Green Arrow's going to tag him or choose some kind

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of arrow that overwhelms his senses. It's
bullshit. In the final matchup, where we pit

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Deadpool against Harley Quinn, I don't think this
is any surprise, Deadpool won 61.1% of the time.

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Harley Quinn had a more varied arsenal with all of
her silly gadgets, but Deadpool's healing factor

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was just second to none, unless you're Wolverine.
Or the Hulk. But I mean, like we said earlier,

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Harley Quinn was my weakest character. She
actually did not come out ahead in a majority of her

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matches. Now, tallying it all up, we had 12
matches, and surprisingly, we each had 6 wins. Yah

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yah, really lucky with the Wolverine vs. Hulk girl
fight, because that was a coin toss, and if

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Wolverine didn't win that one, the overall score
would have been DC7 Marvel 5. But, since we each won

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6 matches, I guess it's a tie for Marvel and DC. No,
no, no, no. We have the total wins for all of the

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matches for all of these characters, so let's find
out who actually wins between everyone. AJ9K, the

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results please. Hey, you are, sir. The winner of
the matchup between Team DC and Team Marvel is...

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Team DC! Fuck you! Fuck you! This doesn't really
mean that DC would win, it just means that these

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particular 12 characters would beat these
particular 12 Marvel characters. Hey, we chose

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these characters as the 12 representatives of our
respective universe. We've never done a team

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matchup with this many characters before. You
have to accept DC's victory. They won 51.4% of the

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total matches compared to Marvel who won 48.6%.
Sir, DC officially wins. DC is officially better,

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and I officially demand an apology from you. After
nearly 40 years, vol of your bullshit, saying that

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Marvel characters are better when clearly they
are inferior. First of all, you can go straight up

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fuck yourself. Second of all, those results are a
coin toss. If DC only won 50.4% of the matches...

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51.4%. Oh, well, it's still pretty close. Third of
all, go fuck yourself again, harder. And then

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fourth of all, I think we should judge these
results based off of the number of individual

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pairing wins, which is 6-to-6, which is a tie.
You're trying to get me to admit that Marvel loses

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overall when really it was just a breakdown of
these 24 characters. Dude, what do you think this

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podcast has been about for the past 10 years? Yes,
I'm trying to get you to admit that Marvel would

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lose. They did. Hashtag deal with it. Also
hashtag, give me an apology. What we're going to do

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is actually tally up all the wins and losses for
Marvel and DC throughout the 10 years of this

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podcast in our next episode to reveal the actual
true winner between these two universes. But

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we'll save that for our final episode. And just a
general retrospective of the podcast over the

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past decade. Yeah, join us for our final episode
next week as we say goodbye to you guys for now.

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Right, again, the podcast isn't going away
completely. We're just ending the weekly show.

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We're ending the duels and switching to
exclusively a review focused show. AJ9K, help

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close this out. Thanks to everyone for tuning into
this penultimate episode. Again, if you haven't

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left us a voicemail, please visit our website at
dynamicduel.com to do so. Yeah, click the red

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microphone button. We'd love to hear from you guys
and say our goodbyes. Thanks to everyone who's

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helped to make this podcast possible. And we'll
talk to you guys next week up up and away. True

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believers. Oh, so no more duels from here on out,
huh? Thanks, guys. I guess I'll just go fuck

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myself.