Weather Wizard vs Absorbing Man


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• 0:00:00 - Introduction
• 0:02:49 - No-Prize Time
• 0:08:43 - Black Panther: Wakanda Forever wins Academy Award for Best Costume Design
• 0:12:36 - Question of the Week
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• 0:12:36 - Question of the Week
• 0:13:20 - John Bernthal returning as the Punisher for Daredevil: Born Again series on Disney+
• 0:16:37 - Weather Wizard vs Absorbing Man intro
• 0:20:05 - Absorbing Man profile and abilities
• 0:28:25 - Weather Wizard profile and abilities
• 0:34:53 - Fight speculation
• 0:43:05 - Duel results
• 0:48:05 - Sign off
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#AbsorbingMan #WeatherWizard #MarvelVsDC
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Hi, and welcome to the Dynamic
Dual Podcast, a weekly show where we
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review superhero films and debate the superiority
between Marvel and DC by comparing their characters
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and stat based battle simulations. I'm
Marvelous Joe and I'm his twin brother Johnny
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DC. And in this episode,
we're going to find out who would win
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in a fight between the Flash villain
Weather Wizard and the Hulk Slash thor villain
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the Absorbing Man. Basically, it's
a guy who can control the elements versus
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a guy who can become the elements. Should be pretty interesting. Yeah,
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I feel like I'm gonna have to
play with some like forty chess and this
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speculation, just thinking like three steps
ahead. I live my whole life that
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way, So you know, I'm
ready for this. I'm ready. We're
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gonna find out who's gonna win later
on this episode. Before that, we're
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going to break down the comic book
movie news to come out this past week,
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including the awesome news that Black Panther
Wolkonda Forever has won an Academy Award
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for Best Costume Design. We also
got amazing, incredible news that John Burnthall
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will be returning as Braincastle, the
Punisher for the Daredevil Born Against series on
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Disney Plus All good Things really can't
wait to talk about it. As always,
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we list our segment times in our
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For those of you who listen to
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Mystique, you'll know that our dual
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sentience, and it's named itself the
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Just a rather very intelligent simulator nine
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A new prize as an award Marvel
used to give out to fans our version,
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the Dynamic Duelno Prize is a digital
award that we post on Instagram and
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in our email newsletter for the person
that we feel gave the best answer to
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our question of the week. Last
week's question was who has been the most
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perfectly cast villain in Marvel and DC
films and why? We've got a lot
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of answers here. Let's go ahead
and run down the honorable mentions as well
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as the No Prize winner. Our
first honorable mention goes to Corey Wootton,
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who said, Hey, guys,
Corey Warton again still getting caught up the
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most perfectly cast villain. Several several
good ones. Several good ones. I
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would have to go with m Norman
Osbourne Slash, the Green Goblin and the
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original Spider Man William Dafotum. Yeah, I think that's the best. Yeah.
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I think I said this before in
our Spider Man review. I think
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the reason William Dafoe was so well
cast in the role of Green Goblin in
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the Spider Man movie because the dude
looks like a freaking goblin. Damn he
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was look at him. You know, he has like just those creepy features
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that makes him a great villain,
but it also makes him an interesting protagonist
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in those films where he shows up
as the hero. You know, for
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a long time fans have wanted him
to play the Joker, which I think
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would be fantastic casting. But you
also got to look as performance as Green
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Goblin as pretty iconic. And you
know that was even more established when he
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returned to the role for the recent
Spider Man No Way Home film. Oh
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yeah, that was epic. He
still got it after all those years.
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He was like better than ever for
sure. Great answer, Corey Wutin.
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Our next honorable mention goes to Michael
who said, hey, fellows, it's
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Michael. I think the best cast
villain in a Marvel NDC movie would be
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Heath Ledger if the role hadn't actually
killed him. So since we don't get
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to experience anymore of Heath Ledger,
I'm going to say it was Michael B.
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Jordan because kill Monger was the perfect
villain. He was relatable, he
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was understandable, his motivations were perfect. He was and it would have done
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that if Michael B. Jordan hen
portrayed him so perfectly, So it's definitely
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him. Yeah. I never really
liked kill Munger from the comics as a
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character. I thought he was okay, definitely not one of Black Panther's more
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interesting villains. But what the first
Black Panther film did was make him entirely
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interesting. And I think that has
to do with Michael B. Jordan's performance
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as Eric Killmonger and the writing.
I think the film really touched on a
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pulse regarding grace relations in society during
the time and still ongoing. So I
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think that's the primary reason why his
characters seemed to resonate throughout the film going
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audiences. Well, yeah, they
made him feel a lot like Magneto exactly.
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Yeah, like Malcolm x right,
great role, great performance. Our
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next honorable mention goes to Kolobe Henches, who said, hey boys, Kolbe
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Henches, I do not want to
hear about the Jokers or the Magnetos.
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No, no, no. The
most perfectly cast villain has been Alfred Molina's
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Doctor Rock of Us. He knocked
that out of the park. So another
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Spider Man villain here. You know, if you look at Doctor Octopus from
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the comics, especially in his early
days, he was just a big,
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fat nerd, you know, And
they could have gotten many different ways with
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this Doctor Octopus role for the Spider
Man two movie. But in casting Alfred
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Molina in the role of docc they
got this guy who was like a believable
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scientist and nerd and everything like that. But he was also a badass.
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Oh yeah. And you know,
Alfred Molina is a classically trained actor.
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He's not someone you typically think of
as being cool. But I'll be damned
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if doc Ock was not really cool
in Spider Man two. A lot of
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that has to do with the look. And yeah, like you mentioned,
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the performance, it was just phenomenal. I totally believed that Alfred Molina was
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brilliant and menacing and kind of like
how William Dafoe reprised his role in twenty
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twenty one Spider Man No Way Home. Alfred Molina again proved that after all
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this time, he still got it. I think he did really well revisiting
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the role. Great answer, Colby. We want to give a quick shout
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out to Kelvin John Dillomer, said
Matt Lamb, Michael Harold, and Scott
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Camacho for taking the time to visit
our website and record an answer, which
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if you're a Patreon member you could
listen to on our discord server and discuss
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with us. But the winner of
this week's no Prize is Mickey Mattangian who
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said, Hey, what's up,
guys? Is Mickey And the DC villain
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that has been cast to perfection is
Keith Ledger as the Joker. There's not
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much more I can say about it
that isn't unique, but I will add
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that he is the standard for live
action Jokers in the same way that Christopher
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Reeve is the standard for live action
Superman. That like any Superman or Joker
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before or after them are compared to, Joker is the greatest conk Book villain
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of all times. So of course
this answer was going to get the win
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because he was also perfectly cast in
Heath Ledger in the movie of the Dark
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Night. Of course, there have
been many actors to successfully play the role
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as the Joker, including Caesar Romero, Jack Nicholson, Joaquin Phoenix, Mark
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Hamill, but Heath Ledger is a
standout for just how far he took method
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acting in his performance. It totally
shows and it's totally great. Yeah,
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a lot of people mentioned Mark Hamill
in their response, but we were really
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looking for a live action performance.
Voice acting is a completely different game.
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We agree that Mark Hamill is the
perfect Joker voice. But I think down
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the line will be doing a good
Question of the Week asking for your favorite
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voice performances. But great answer,
MIGGI, congrats again on winning this week's
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no prize. If you the listener
want to shout out winning you wrote no
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Prize, stay tuned to later on
this episode when we'll be asking another question
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of the week. And now that
that's done, odd to the news.
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All right, this past Sunday,
we got awesome news. Marvel Studios one
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another Oscar. This makes it the
fourth Oscar win for the MCU, and
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DC came away with zero oscars if
I remember correctly, which makes this news
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all the more sweeter. Oscars are
so lame, like they're so irreb nowadays
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ridiculous. However, it would not
be saying that if The Batman won any
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awards, which it didn't. By
the way, Black Panther Will Conda Forever
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won for Best Costume Design. Ruth
E. Carter accepted the award as the
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costume designer for that film, and
she made history as the first black woman
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to win two Oscars ever, and
she was the first to win for both
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an original film and its sequel.
So she's on a roll here. I'm
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really excited that she's going to be
designing the costumes for the upcoming Blade movie
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starring Mahashala Ali. I think that
movie is going to have some dope ass
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costumes. Congrats to her and to
the MCU in general, and to Marvel
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fans. You did it, you
did it. Yeah, she set do
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anything. I'm just gonna say that
The Batman was snubbed not only for Best
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Original Score and Best Adapted Screenplay,
but also from by the fucking Best Picture,
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because that was a fantastic film should
have been nominated in more categories.
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You're lucky it wasn't, because it
totally would have won. I think it
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didn't get nominated for those things because
the movie was too boring and too long.
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Oh I'm sorry. It wasn't like
candy coated and just full of explosions
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every five seconds like a kiddy Marvel
cartoon movie. Yeah, more mature attention
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spans apparently, and bigger bladders,
just huge ass bladders apparently. Hell yeah.
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Overall, this makes the sixth Oscar
win for Marvel, the previous wins
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being for the First Black Panther film, which one Best Costume Design, Best
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Original Score, and Best Production Design. Prior to that, Spider Man two
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one for Best Visual Effects, and
Into the Spider Verse and a Big Hero
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six both one Best Animated Feature.
I mean, but does Big Hero six
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really count? I feel like it
shouldn't count. Yeah. Yeah, it's
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an adaptation of a Marvel comic book, but like barely is the comic book
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named Big Hero six. It's Big
Hero six in name only. It's a
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loose adaptation, sure, but it's
still an adaptation. It hurts me to
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say that with Marvel's sixth Oscar That
makes us tied in terms of the amount
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of oscars each comic book company has, because DC has six as well.
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We won two for The Joker for
Best Actor and Best Original Score, We
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got two for The Dark Night,
Best Supporting Actor and Best Achievement and Sound
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Editing, Superman the Richard Donner Film
one for Visual Effects, and Batman eighty
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nine one for Art Direction. So
it looks like next year will be the
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tiebreaker when The Craven the Hunter film
wins Best Picture. That was good.
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Well, there's a high likelihood that
the Spider Verse sequel will win Best Animated
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Feature again. Yeah, I mean, but there's also like the Flash winning
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Best Picture. That's not gonna happen. You don't. Oh, they don't
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want Ezra Miller on the red carpet. Okay, it come dressed as like
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a big peacock platypus or something and
start choking people out. She's we'll see,
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we'll see. But congrats again to
Ruth E. Carter and Black Panther
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Wakonda Forever totally deserved. I will
admit that. Yeah, I mean,
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the film did have amazing costumes.
Yeah, especially liked Sure He's Black Panther
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costume you know, Naybour's outfit was
largely skin but like the jewelry design that
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she made for the telecons and everything
I thought was top notcho It was really
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cool. Yeah, the headdress is
just everything about all of the costuming was
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fantastic. But that brings us to
our question of the week. Which superhero
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costume has been the best in all
of Marvel and DC live action films and
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shows? And why? Again?
Just limit your answers to superhero costumes,
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March eighteenth. In other Marvel news,
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we learned this past week that John
Burnthall is returning as the punisher for Daredevil
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Born Again on Disney Plus. John
Burnthall is the actor who portrayed Frank Castle,
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the Punisher in Daredevil's season two,
and he got two seasons of his
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own show. We reviewed all of
those on this podcast. They were all
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great, with John Burnthall's performance really
standing out as a highlight out of all
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the Punisher actors. He's really managed
to capture that gruff sadness and like underlying
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rage that exists within the character.
He's a fantastic actor, and it's just
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so relieving that he coming back as
the character. Yeah, because a lot
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of characters from the Netflix shows are
not returning, such as Foggy Nelson and
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Karen Paige Yeah right, Yeah,
played by Elden Henson and debrah Ann Wall
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respectively. That was heartbreaking to hear
because I thought both actors did a tremendous
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job in their roles as Foggy Nelson
and Karen Page. I'm not sure why
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Marvel isn't bringing those guys back for
this first season of Born Again. It's
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possible that they're just going in a
completely different direction with the character of Matt
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Murdock. But we've gotten other reports, like there's a rumor going around that
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Jeno Ortega has been cast in that
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play White Tiger or something like that, which I don't know if I believe,
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but it would be extremely cool if
that were to happen. I'm wondering
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if maybe they didn't bring back Karen
Page for this first season because Daredevil already
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kind of has a romantic interest in
Jennifer Walters she Hulk, which we first
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got to see in the first season
of the She Hulk Attorney at Law television
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series. A lot of people got
excited when the news came out that John
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Burnthall was returning against The Punisher,
but honestly, like what they've done with
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The Kingpin and Daredevil on Disney Plus, I am not looking forward to seeing
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what they do with The Punisher.
Oh that's that could be interesting. Although
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you know, I'll say that I
don't think that outside of the Kingpin maybe
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being like a little bit overly powered
on the Hawkeye television show, I don't
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think Charlie Cox was all that different
in the She Hulk show than he was
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in his own Daredevil show. I
mean, the tone of the series itself
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was different, but I don't think
his performance was all that different. I
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just feel like it's going to be
a very different Punisher than what we had
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in the past. Hopefully not,
but I do hope that we get to
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see him in more Punisher action than
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because admittedly Punisher seasons Wanted two were
a little bit light in Punisher action,
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the kind of over the top violence. So we get to see in
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the comic books month to month.
Yeah, we're definitely not getting that here.
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You don't know. I mean,
you know they're producer mature content for
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Disney Plus. Now, Oh wait, is this gonna be a TVMA that
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I don't know? But I mean
you could see the Netflix shows on Disney
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Plus right now, which we're definitely
TVMA. That's fair, that's true,
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So we'll see. I'm wondering now
if they're going to bring back Kristin Ritter
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as Jessica Jones and Mike Coulter as
Luke Cage. I'd like to see both
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of those actors return. Finn Jones
not so much. But then again,
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if you wanted to show up as
a cameo to mentor a Lynn Lee version
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of Iron Fist, I think that
would be pretty cool. But here's hoping
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that everything comes out awesome for this
Born Again series. It's supposed to come
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out next year allegedly, so I
can't wait to see it. But I
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think that does for all the comic
book movie news for this episode. So
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let's go ahead and move into our
main events, where we find out who
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would win in a fight between the
Weather Wizard and the Absorbing Man. All
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Right, Weather Wizard versus Absorbing In
As I mentioned at the top of this
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episode, it's a guy who can
control the elements versus a guy who can
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become the elements, which should be
pretty interesting. Now. This episode,
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of course, is in lead up
to our three hundred and twenty fifth episode,
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which will be a team duel between
the Flash Rogues and the Brotherhood of
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Mutants. Yeah, Weather Wizard being
one of the Flash's rogues. Now,
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if I'm being one hundred percent transparent, it was pretty hard coming up with
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a match for the Weather Wizard.
Of course, the perfect match for him
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probably would have been Storm from the
X Men, but of course we pit
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her previously in a duel against Black
Lightning. Right, and I had a
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really hard time coming up with an
additional option for Weather Wizard, but I
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was pretty happy when we and the
executive producers settled on Absorbing Man, although
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in an ideal world we would have
pit Absorbing Man against Metamorpho, I think,
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who previously went up in a duel
against the super Scroll, which was
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a horrible pairing. I think we
put those two together largely because they kind
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of look like composite characters. They
have this like weird patchwork composition to them,
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but like powers levels wise, they
were pretty off. But because we
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don't repeat characters in dual episodes,
because a large part of this show is
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really just educating people on the characters, and there's really no need to do
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that twice, we ended up with
this pairing, and I'm pretty happy with
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it, honestly. Yeah. At
the very least, the speculation on how
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the fight will go should be interesting
and fun. Yeah, totally. But
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let's go ahead and turn to our
sentient dual simulator. Alfred Jarvis nine thousand
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AJ tell our listeners how you go
about determining a winner in our dual matchups?
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Yes, of course, sir.
The way I determine a winner between
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the contestants is by running one thousand
Monte Carlo simulations using the character's statistics.
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A Monte Carlo simulation is a probabilistic
model used to determine outcomes through random sampling.
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In this case, I randomize the
statistics along a normal distribution as a
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way to simulate the many variables that
can occur during battle. The stat parameters
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are based on the official Marvel power
grid, from which the DC character's statistics
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are extrapolated. Additional stack categories are
included, such as range, damage,
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potential, versatility, and perception in
order to create a more detailed and accurate
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simulation. The results of the one
thousand simulations provide a percentage of wins for
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each character. The contestant with the
higher percentage is declared the victor, as
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they have a higher probability to win
any given battle. In an equitable pairing,
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neither character should win one hundred percent
of the matches. The comic book
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stories have shown that there's even a
way for Batman to defeat Superman, so
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the confidence rate of my method falls
in line with the precedents that have been
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established in the source material. My
mathematical simulations are without subjectivity or bias.
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Feats are not the sole consideration,
nor a fan votes tabulated for determination of
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the winner. Sex Jeane eight thousand. Before we run the simulations, though,
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we like to break down each characterist, histories and abilities before improvising a
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scenario on how we imagine one of
the one thousand simulations would play out beat
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for beat and I believe it's your
turn to go first, right, Yeah,
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let me go ahead and tell you
all about the Absorbing Man's backstory now.
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Carl Creole was born in the Bronx
Borough of New York City. His
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mother died when he was just a
child, and he was left in the
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custody of his physically abusive father.
When Carl was finally old enough to fight
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back against his dad at the age
of sixteen, he was kicked out of
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their house and forced to live on
the streets and his local gym. At
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the gym, he discovered a talent
for boxing and began training while also breaking
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into houses and cars to get by. Eventually, he began a career as
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a professional boxer, where he would
unleash his inner anger against his opponents,
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earning the nickname Crusher Creole. His
reputation as a strong fighter earned him a
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spot as an enforcer for the criminal
mob boss known as the Owl, though
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eventually he was arrested and imprisoned for
aggravated assault. While in prison, Carl
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was discovered by the Asgardian god of
miss Chief Loki, whom you can learn
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more about in our Aris versus Loki
dual episode. Looking for a brute to
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imbue with incredible power to take on
his brother Thor, Loki slipped a magic
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potion into Karl's water, granting the
inmate the ability to manifest the physical properties
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of anything he touched. Using this
power to turn his form into steal,
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Carla escaped prison and hid in a
swamp, where Thor eventually found him.
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The two battled to a standstill as
Karl absorbed the might of Thor's uru metal
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hammer Muelner, But in their second
encounter, Thor got Karl to absorb and
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take on a gaseous state, and
Karl dissipated into the atmosphere. You can
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learn more about Thor, the god
of Thunder, in our Wonder Woman versus
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Thor dual episode. Eventually, Loki
reconstituted Karl and brought him to Asgard to
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aid the god of Mischief in taking
over the realm Maternal Karl got cocky during
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their attempt at coup however, and
challenged Odin himself, the ruler of the
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s Guardians, who simply dispatched Karl
into base. After a time floating out
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there, he managed to hitch a
ride on a passing comet and landed back
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on Earth, where he encountered the
Hulk and the two fought. Carl stood
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up to the Green Hero by absorbing
the Hulk's strength, but lost it when
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he made contact with the Hulk as
he was transforming back into Bruce Banner,
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and he got himself crushed under a
boulder he was holding. Loki freed Carl
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to take on Thor again on several
occasions, but Thor tricked him into absorbing
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water at one point, and later
he got him to absorb a cardboard replica
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of Mulner. Wait, so absorbing
man can't hold liquid form. He can,
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but he has to concentrate. Later, when going up against the Hulk
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again, Karl lost when taking on
the properties of glass and getting shattered.
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Tired of fighting and losing, Carl
exiled himself to Easter Island in the middle
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of the Pacific Ocean. When the
Hulk found himself coincidentally in the same location,
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Carl tried to absorb the whole island
itself, becoming gargantuan, but losing
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his identity along the way as he
slowly became the island. After regaining his
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sense of self and returning to his
normal form, he came back to the
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US ready for vengeance. It wasn't
long, though, until Carl was summoned,
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alongside a host of Earth's heroes and
villains by the all powerful Beyonder to
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take part in a grand experiment between
good and evil called the Secret Wars.
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You could learn more about this event
in our Doctor Manhattan versus Molecule Man dual
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episode. But during his time on
Battle World where the Secret Wars were held,
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Karl met and fell in love with
the she hulk villain named Titania.
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Upon their return to Earth, the
two became a couple and were recruited into
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the supervillain team called the Masters of
Evil led by Baron Zimo, and though
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they were part of that nefarious group
for a while, they still took the
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time to go on their own small
heist together, battling the likes of Spider
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Man and Aunt Man of the Wasp
along the way. Carl and Titania eventually
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got married and settled down retiring from
super villainy. Eventually, however, Titania
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came down with cancer and the couple
fell on hard times. Carl became highly
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addicted to painkillers and had to resort
to working as an enforcer for the Owl.
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Again. One of Karl's associate mobsters
unwittingly tricked him into turning himself into
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cocaine and then sold his cocaine form
around New York City, causing anyone who
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snorted him to gain a portion of
his power. What Eventually, Karl reconstituted
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himself in the sewers and went after
the Owl for revenge, but Spider Man
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got him to absorb to explosively reactive
chemicals to stop him. Later, when
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Odin's brother, the God of Fear, known as the Serpent, was released,
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he sent seven mystical warhammers to Earth
that were possessed by evil spirits.
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After Titania discovered the Hammer of Skerne, she came under the control of the
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Breaker of Men's spirit, and she
led her husband Karl to another hammer possessed
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by Gray Thought, the Breaker of
Wills. Alongside Juggernaut, Atuma, Gray
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Gargoyle, Thing, and Hulk,
they became the Elite guardsman of the Serpent,
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collectively called the Worthy. When Thor
and Earth's heroes fought and defeated the
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Serpent, the Worthy's hammers were relinquished, and the spirit of gray Thought left
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Carl. Eventually, he and Titania
went back to their old criminal habits,
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and Carl was apprehended and forced to
join a clandestine US military organization called Shadow
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Base, which was tasked with bringing
down the Hulk. Fighting the Green Behemoth
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at the base where Bruce Banner's Gamma
bamb was originally detonated, Karl absorbed most
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of the radiation from Hulk's body,
as well as all the ambient radiation at
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the test site. Inadvertently, he
also absorbed the corruption of the One below
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All, a personification of destruction and
hate who had been manipulating Hulk at the
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time. After getting shunted to the
One below All's domain the Below Place,
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Carl surrendered his Gamma radiation that he
absorbed back into the Hulk so that the
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Hulk could take down the One below
All. In the aftermath, Carl and
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Titania joined Gamma Flight, other organization
tasked with locating the Hulk and handling other
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Gamma related issues. Such as stopping
the rogue government agency that was experimenting with
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gamma radiation on a small town.
And of course you can learn more about
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the Hulk in our Doomsday versus Hulk
dual episode that's a for his history.
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Powers wise, the absorbing man can
embody the physical properties of anything he touches,
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including animate and inanimate matter, and
even types of energy. His entire
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body becomes composed of what he comes
into contact with, and he retains his
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normal sentience via the magical nature of
his powers. When absorbing the properties of
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organic beings, he could take on
their physical traits such as enhance strength,
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agility, or speed, which is
how he can go toe to toe with
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the Hulk or thor If absorbing man
concentrates while absorbing objects with greater mass than
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himself, he can increase his own
mass to become of comparable size and density,
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such as becoming as tall as a
skyscraper if he absorbs a skyscraper,
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okay, basically, with enough concentration, his body not only takes on the
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physical traits of things, but also
their appearance. In a large part,
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I guess it's magic. I guess
there's no real science behind it. Sure
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when transmuting himself into non solid forms
of matter or energy, absorbing Man has
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to concentrate on retaining his human form, otherwise he'll dissipate. If and when
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he has ever dispersed, he can
reconstitute his body over time, sometimes as
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quickly as a matter of minutes.
Once he discards a form, he has
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to make contact with that matter or
energy again in order to reassume that form.
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Absorbing Man's power is highly unstable,
however, and he can inadvertently take
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on the physical properties of things he
doesn't mean to by coming into contact with
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them by surprise. The ball and
chain that was shackled to him in prison
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can also morph with him, along
with anything he was wearing at the time
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he drank Loki's magic potion. He's
adept at using his ball and chain as
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a flail weapon, and he's very
adept at and to hand fighting, specifically
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boxing. And that's the absorbing man. What is his ball and chain made
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of, normally iron, and so
he can basically turn into an iron form
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whenever he wants to, just by
taking on the properties of his iron ball
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and chain in its regular state.
Good. I like iron, That's what
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I want to hear, no,
you don't. You don't like iron.
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I love iron. Okay, you'll
see, fucking liar. Well, let
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me tell you about the DC character
in this fight, the weather Wizard.
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Now, Mark Martin and his brother
Clyde were born brilliant, though Mark always
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seemed to come up short of his
brother's intelligence. While Clyde grew to be
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a renowned scientist, Mark turned to
a life of crime. After being arrested
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for his actions, Mark eskipped custody
well being transported to tri State prison.
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Having nowhere to go but to his
brother, Clyde's home, Mark arrived to
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find his brother dead from a heart
attack. And though it has been rumored
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amongst the criminal underworld that Mark killed
his brother, it's unclear as to whether
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Mark spread those rumors himself to bolster
his notoriety. Mark discovered in Clyde's home
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that his brother had been experimenting with
yolick energy and had discovered how to control
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the weather. What is yolick energy? Yolick yeol It's essentially a fancy way
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of saying wind energy, all right. Now. Stealing his brother's notes,
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Mark used his own ingenuity to craft
a rod or wand to harness the energy
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necessary to manipulate the weather in his
vicinity, and he began a new criminal
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career as the costume to villain Weather
Wizard. After a revenge plot to kill
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the police officers that arrested him was
foiled by the Flash, Mark became a
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recurring villain of the Hero who you
can learn more about in our Flash Versus
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Quicksilver episode. After several defeats,
Mark successfully created a weather control station in
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Goldville, Wyoming, to control the
weather on a larger scale, turning the
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large county of Oakley into a frozen
wasteland cut off from the rest of the
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country, intending to hold the county's
nice weather for ransom and use the money
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to build more weather stations across the
country. His plan was eventually thwarted by
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Kid Flash and Elongated Man. Not
long after, Mark traveled to Gotham City,
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believing the powerless Batman would be unable
to stop him, though he was
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proven wrong. While incarcerated afterward,
Mark joined up with other Flash villains to
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form a villains club known as the
Rogues. Mark reformed and retired for a
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short time after the Flash's death.
During the Crisis on Infinite Earth's event,
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though he rejoined the Rogues later in
planting bombs across the country as they were
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manipulated by the demon Neuron in helping
him emerge fully powered from hell, Mark
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died in the ordeal, though the
Flash managed to trick Nearon into returning Mark
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and the other Rogues who died back
to life. The Rogues disbanded for a
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time after the Underworld unleashed, until
the Flash villain Blacksmith formed her own version
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of the team, of which Mark
became a member. It was through Blacksmith
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that Mark learned that he had a
son named Josh from a one night stand
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with a Keystone police officer. His
son, Josh, he learned, was
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born with the innate met human ability
to control the weather. Mark attempted to
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kidnap Josh and kill and dissect him
to gain insight on how he could also
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control the weather without his wand,
but after looking into his son's eyes and
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seeing his brother Clyde's, he wasn't
able to go through with it. Blacksmith's
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Rogues team eventually disbanded and the original
group joined together once again, including Mark.
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The Rogues were approached by the villain
Inertia, a clone of bart Allen
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aka Impulse from the Future, with
a plan to kill the Flash, who,
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unbeknownst to the rogues at the time, was the slightly older version of
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bart Allen. You can learn more
about bart in our Impulse Versus Speed episode.
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Inertia formed to Mark that he was
actually a metahuman with weather manipulation powers
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who used his wand simply as a
psychological crutch. After breaking Mark's wand,
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Inertia used thirtieth century psychiatry techniques to
break down Mark's mental blocks and allow him
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to control the weather without the wand, though he still liked to hold the
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wand. Mark and the rogues were
successful in killing the Flash, though he
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and the others regretted doing so when
they realized it was the young bart Allen,
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Mark in particular because he was reminded
of his son. Feeling betrayed,
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Mark and the rogues eventually went after
Inertia in revenge. Before they could,
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however, the villain Libra of the
secret Society of Supervillains, of which Inertia
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was a member, attempted to recruit
the rogues to their cause, though the
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rogues rejected this offer. In a
retaliation, Libra kidnapped Mark's son, Josh,
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and Thrand to kill him. Mark
tried to bluff, saying he killed
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his brother Clyde and didn't care if
his son died as well. Inertia called
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Mark's bluff and killed Josh in front
of him, at which point Mark and
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the other rogues killed Inertia, getting
their revenge. In post flashpoint continuity,
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Mark's history remained largely intact, though
his name was changed to Marco Martin and
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his brother became Claudio, both heirs
within a Latino crime family, and Claudio's
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wife, Elsa was revealed as the
one who murdered Marco's brother. Marco tried
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to kill Elsa in a revenge while
also committing suicide by holding on to her
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while summoning lightning to hit them both, though Marco survived, and that's largely
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his history up to this point.
Powers Wise, the weather wizard, is
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able to project an energy that can
create any atmospheric or weather effect over a
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small area for a limited period of
time. He can create rain, hail,
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snow, fog, smog, ice, hurricane force, winds, tornadoes,
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and lightning, especially through wind manipulation. He's able to fly, and
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he can create weather effects indoors as
well as outdoors. He used to have
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a mental connection to his wand,
which he was able to use to manipulate
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the weather even when he was a
holding game, though he no longer needs
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the wand for his power. The
wind itself is now more of a long
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rod which he can use offensively like
a bowstaff, or to channel his lightning
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and powers. Lastly, he has
a genius level intellect, particularly when it
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comes to mechanical engineering and meteorology,
and that's weather. Wizard does use his
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bowstaff wand like a martial artist.
I've not seen him do that, but
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he could use it as a weapon. He's not twirling it around like Donna
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Tello or anything like that, or
just like a long club. The way
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I'm choosing to kind of understand his
power set is basically storm, but less
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cool and with a big stick with
which he's compensating for something. So there
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you go. All right, Well, now that we've got their histories and
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abilities out of the way, let's
speculate on how one of the one thousand
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simulated matches will go. The winner
is determined by simulations, not this speculation,
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but it's fun to imagine how this
fight could play out Alfred Jarvis nine
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thousand. What are the rules of
our speculation? Well, I should say
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there are no rules other than the
characters have no prior knowledge of the other
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going into the fight. All they
are aware of starting out is that the
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other character is a threat that needs
to be eliminated. For the speculation,
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the contestants will begin approximately fifty meters
apart in a nondescript environment that will have
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no bearing on the match itself,
as no environmental statistics are considered in my
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simulations. The contestants must earn victory
on their own merit. All right,
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then let's get into it. Weather
Wizard and the absorbing Man meet on the
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battlefield. Who goes first? I
think weather Wizard would go first because he
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has longer range attacks than absorbing Man. How even long is absorbing Man small
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and chain? I would say it's
depicted as being probably like a couple of
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yards or meters at max. Not
too long. Okay, So weather Wizard
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starts by raising his staff in the
air and summoning like a cover of dark,
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stormy clouds above the battlefield. Right, and he's gonna twirl his staff
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and it's gonna send over a hurricane
force gust of wind right at Absorbing Man,
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just sending him tumbling backward. Okay, Well, as Absorbing Man feels
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this wind force pushing him over,
he's gonna grab his ball and chain weapon,
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which is made out of iron,
and he's gonna take on the properties
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of that metal, so the wind
isn't gonna knock him down when he's made
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out of iron, and he's gonna
charge toward Weather Wizard through this hurricane force
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wind and he's gonna swing the ball
and chain at him, just clocking Weather
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Wizard right in the head and pretty
much killing him on the spot. Yeah.
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I mean, like it's gonna take
forever for Absorbing Man to each other
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Wizard through that wind, and like
through how slow his iron form is probably
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going to be. So as he's
like slowly moving towards him, Weather Wizard's
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gonna summon like a small dark cloud
directly or Absorbing Man, and that's just
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gonna unleash like a torrent of rain
that just starts causing him to rust in
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his iron form. Rust like it's
not the Tin Man from Wizard of Oz
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over here. Okay, you know, Absorbing Man can move in any form,
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So if he turns to rust,
then he's just now rust man and
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Whether Wizard is gonna get tetnas.
So good job with that, because by
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the time he reaches weather Wizard,
he's fully rusted. But that's not going
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to stop him from knocking Whether Wizard's
wand out of his hand using his ball
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and chain, and that rusty chain
is gonna slice Weather Wizard's hand open.
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All right, how long does it
take for lockjaw to set in with tetanus?
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A couple of days? I think, Well, that's yeah, he's
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gonna be fine. That's plenty of
time, damn it. All right,
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So Weather Wizard he's gonna watch some
distance between him and absorbing Man, so
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like he doesn't need his wand to
use his powers. So Weather Wizard is
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going to generate a tornado around him
that's gonna lift him into the sky while
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absorbing Man. You know, he's
probably trying his hardest just to hold onto
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his ball and chain before it flies
away. No, no, no,
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absorbing Man is gonna absorb the tornado. What he's done that to Thor before.
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So he takes on this wind form
where he's like slightly gaseous and mostly
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transparent with his lower body looking like
a small whirlwind, and in his tornado
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form, Absorbing Man's gonna spin his
ball and chain around his head and he's
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going to create a counter tornado spinning
the opposite direction that crashes into and cancels
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out Weather Wizard's tornado, causing the
guy to just fall out of the sky
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to his death. How's a ball
in chain gonna do that? Like he's
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also made of wind? Yes,
okay, So Weather Wizard is falling,
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but as he's falling, he's also
going to cause like a massive snow dump
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to fall with him, like an
avalanche, right, and that's going to
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break his fall, but it's also
going to bury Absorbing Man's wind form.
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And since Absorbing Man, you know, it's just surrounded by all the snow,
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he's gonna be forced to take its
properties on and he's just gonna become
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Frosty of the Snowman. Frosty Dude. If Absorbing Man becomes Frosty the Snowman,
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then he's gonna become the most epic
badass Frosty You've ever seen, because,
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yeah, he's gonna absorb the properties
of snow, but he's also gonna
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absorb like all the snow that's around
him, Like this avalanche is worth of
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snow, and he's gonna build on
his snow mass and that's gonna turn him
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into like giant Frosty of the Snowman. He's gonna emerge from under this snowfall
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like a frost giant, swinging around
his ice ball and chain. And the
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ball and chain is gonna have icicle
spikes on it. Fuck you fucked up?
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All right, let me think I
mean Frosty melted from heat in the
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movie. So that's what's gonna happen
here. Like Whether Wizard, He's gonna
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generate like a larger amount of heat
and he's just gonna send it absorbing man
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and like these heat waves. So
right as that spiked ball in chain is
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about to small ash Weather Wizard,
it evaporates into water vapor, and so
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it does absorbing man into water vapor. Yeah, good move. Okay,
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So absorbing man is water vapor,
yeah, and his ball and chain are
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like dissipated right now in the atmosphere. Okay, But before absorbing Man dissipates
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into the air, he's gonna think
quickly and he's gonna absorb the heat from
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the heat waves. So he's back
in his normal looking form, now normal
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sized, but he's super hot to
the touch, which you can tell because
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all this steam is coming off of
his body and he's steaming angry. You
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know, he's gonna rush the weather
Wizard and give him the old jab jab
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cross straight hook combo using fists that
are as hot as irons. Why didn't
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he just turn into like a bunch
of hot air. I don't get that.
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No, he absorbed just the heat. Like over time, he's been
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able to choose what physical properties he
absorbs of why he makes contact with.
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So in this case, he's just
gonna absorb or the heat part, but
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not the air part. Dumb all
right, So Weather Wizard, you know
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he's probably on the ground right now
with like a busted face. But I'm
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gonna say he like he lands right
by his wand that was knocked away earlier,
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which is more like a long metal
staff, and from the ground,
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he's gonna swing it right into Absorbing
Man's temple, like on the side of
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his head, knocking him out.
No, Absorbing Man laughs at that.
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He's way more formidable than that.
In fact, like he just grabbed the
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rod before it even hit him,
and then he's gonna absorb the rod.
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What metal is it made out of? I actually I don't know that,
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Probably like steel or something like that. Okay, So absorbing Man becomes steel,
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and with his new steel body,
he's just gonna elbow drop right onto
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weather Wizard's head, just shattering the
dude's skull brains in a puddle. Matches
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over, you've fallen into my trap, so fuck you, there's no trap.
561
00:41:52.719 --> 00:41:58.599
What trap? Okay? So absorbing
Man becomes steel or whatever metal the
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wand is made of. We know
it's cantive of electricity, right, So
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therefore absorbing man is a conductor of
electricity. And as soon as he becomes
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this metal, whether Wizard is just
going to generate like a massive lightning blast
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that surges through absorbing manages fries him, and that gives whether Wizard the wind.
566
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No, no, no, because
absorbing Man just becomes lightning. No
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no, no, this bolt and
by surprise, like lightning moves way too
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fast for absorbing Man to react to
it. Plus, like even if he
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did become lightning, whether Wizard is
immune to lightning? He is, Yeah,
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that's why he didn't die when Elsa
got struck by lightning. Oh,
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I'm pretty sure whether the Wizard is
already dead from a shattered skull, brains
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in the puddle. Agree to disagree. Okay, we'll leave it there.
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Either one of two scenarios happens.
Either absorbing Man who's made out of steel
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elbow drops and kills whether Wizard,
or whether Wizard sends a surge of lightning
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through the now conductive absorbing Man,
ending the match. We'll go ahead and
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find out which of these cases happens
by inputting the character stats, running one
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thousand simulations, and coming back with
a winner. Alfred Javis nine thousand.
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Take it in. Putting data,
running calculations, processing results, simulations complete.
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All right, those a pretty fun
speculation. I figured it would be.
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As we mentioned before, it was
really hard to find someone for Weather
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Wizard to fight. But I think
in Absorbing Man, we came up with
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one of the most fun matches that
he possibly could have had. Yeah,
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it was fun. Whether it's just
fun to play or ode with. I
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think what ended up being interesting about
the stats for these characters is how they
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compensated for each other. They're not
really similar statistically. You know, you
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look at Absorbing Man, who's you
know off the charts in terms of durability,
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versatility, and he's much better at
fighting than Weather Wizard. Yeah,
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he's much more physical, and we
knew that I was going to happen going
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into this match. I figured whether
Wizard would compensate in other areas, which
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he did and stats such as range
and into lacke. We also said that
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weather Wizard, because he could fly, is faster more evasive than Absorbing Man
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definitely, because Absorbing Ban actually likes
to take punishment, so he's a tap
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orbit. Yeah, it was surprised
me, honestly, was Weather Wizard's strength
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due to the fact that tornadoes can
lift a shit ton of weight. Really,
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Absorbing Man is only as strong as
his opponents, except for you know,
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the weaker ones. He's a physical
specimen on his own, but on
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the level of like Captain America or
so. But he's not superhumanly strong unless
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he's going up against like the Hulk
or thor or something like that. Like
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I would even put him up against
someone like dark Side or something like that,
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because he'd be able to match dark
Side strength and it would probably be
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cool to see him like absorb the
Omega effect or something like that. But
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it's interesting how Absorbing Man's stats change
depending on who he's fighting, and that
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was definitely reflected here. So considering
all that, Jonathan, who do you
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think won this match? I mean, I think it's going to be Weather
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Wizard. Well, what do you
know? You don't know, shit,
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I think I know more than her. Instagram followers seventy four percent of whom
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chose Absorbing Man as the winner for
this which what I mean it makes sense.
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Absorbing Man is a Hulk and Thor
villain, so you'd considered him to
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be on that level. Whether Wizard
has like Storm level powers, but I
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don't think she could contend with Hulk
or Thor. Yeah, but I mean
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like Weather Wizard, I think has
been in more like media from the cartoons
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and the Flash TV show. I
would have figured he would have won the
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popularity contest that typically is the Instagram
poll. Absorbing Man was the main villain
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of the two thousand and three Angly
Hulk movie, and he was also in
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the Agents of Shield television show.
That's right. I never saw the Shields
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television show, but I forgot he
was the bad guy Bruce Banner's father in
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the Angly Hulk film Yeah, that
was weird. That was weird. That
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was pretty cool. That was cool. The Agents of Shield version of the
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Absorbing Man was actually a lot closer
to the comics. He was pretty cool
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in that show. Actually interesting.
That's cool. But let's go ahead and
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see who won. Alfred Jarvis nine
the results please, Hey, USA,
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Okay, so the winner between Weather
Wizard and Absorbing Man is the Weather Wizard.
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Hell yeah, hell yeah, yep, he won this one out of
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one thousand matches simulated, whether Wizard
won fifty eight point eight percent of them
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or five hundred eighty eight matches out
of a thousand, whereas Absorbing Man only
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one forty one point two percent of
the matches or four hundred twelve out of
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a thousand. Are you surprised by
this? You know, honestly, I
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thought it was going to be close. I think I would have been surprised
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no matter who won. But what
it really came down to was range and
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intellect. Those two stats were areas
that whether Wizard came out way on top,
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Absorbing Man was way more durable.
But when you consider that whether Wizard
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could pretty much keep Absorbing Man at
bay all day long, and the fact
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that he's incredibly smart and probably would
be able to figure out how to use
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the elements against Absorbing Man in some
like scientific way. It kind of makes
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sense, considering Absorbing Man is kind
of a dump dumb. Yeah. I
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mean, if a flash can't touch
Weather Wizard, it's going to be really
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hard for Absorbing Man too. Yeah. I mean that ball and chain only
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extends so far, you know,
so looking at the results, it kind
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of makes sense. You know,
if Absorbing Man turns into water or metal,
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he's done for with Weather Wizards lightning. And if Absorbing Man turns into
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lightning, it's not going to affect
Weather Wizard so right, and Weather Wizard
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loves lightning like that's his go to
move. Yeah, the results makes sense
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to me. I gotta say this
sucks for me because Absorbing Man has always
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been one of those villains that has
never really been too successful in the comics.
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But I've always really enjoyed when he
showed up because the fights against the
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heroes, you know, are always
going to be fun. It's always interesting
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to see what forms he's going to
take on and how the heroes are going
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to kind of play chemistry with him
in order to win, you know,
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didn't you say Captain America beat him
once by throwing a pillow at him.
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That was the enough, said Christmas
Special, he threw cotton balls at him.
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Yeah, and then absorbing Man became
cotton. I don't think that's a
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good case study, but that does
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Gods, which comes out this week. Yeah, I'm super excited for it.
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It's the first theatrical release for DC
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first Shazam movie, and based on
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better than the first one. I'm
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you know, check out expectations.
As always. What I'm interested in is
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seeing how it'll compare it to Black
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gonna be an interesting comparison for sure. But that does it for this episode.
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